Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth 

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Baby Mother 

(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.

I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was with my Baby Mother all night.

Baby Mother by badger06 August 13, 2008

Make baby mother whole 

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

Make baby mother whole by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter 

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.

Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010

Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother 

A bad song you wrote as a kid

Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother Other other fatty funder

Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother by Α January 26, 2022

Babymouth

Slang for a grown-ass adult who refuses to eat anything other than bland, boring American staple foods.

"Todd won't go check out the new Vietnamese place with us because his girlfriend refuses to eat anything other than chicken fingers and fries. She's a real babymouth."

Babymouth by Art Z. Fartzche June 12, 2019

babymother's

Mother of his children

He was at his babymother's house,

babymother's by typingaway December 20, 2016