The taste
in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.
Side-effects may include one or all of the following:
-Cottonmouth
-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,
-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,
-Aversion to natural light,
-Minor/Spatial amnesia
-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,
-While
taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,
-Excessive swallowing,
-Excessive drinking,
-Physical weakness,
-Cranial expansion,
-Overweight or otherwise girl of
questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,
-Blue handprints on your toilet.
See bash.
Friend#1: "
Oh come on, we're all headed to
breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"
Friend#2: "
It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."
