babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

by Quacii June 21, 2019

babysitting

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 30, 2007

babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

babysittin

when a young man has an older woman(cougar) sit on his face

damn that guy is younger than Emmas son,bet shes gonna be babysittin when she gets him alone tonite

by skullboner February 20, 2011