Autopenetration

The kinky act of when a man inserts his penis in his own ass. The penis is typically flaccid as that is when it is at its most flexible, and is bent inwards or downwards to meet the asshole.

Autopenetration is synonymous with the action to self-fuck. Although getting the penis inside the asshole is not that hard at all if the penis is at a decent size and proper lube is used, it is difficult and uncommon to be able to do this to orgasm, as the penis generally stiffens while getting erect and loses the ability to bend down and inwards.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 13, 2019

Autopeotomy

To cut one's cock off.

Ken only carried out autopeotomy once... as the unfortunate fellow only had one penis.

by MackTheGun February 8, 2012

autometalogolex

The act of looking up the definition of this word.

From xkcd nr. 1932:
- "At some point that quest itself became the true meaning."
- "like a word whose definition is 'the act of looking up the definition of this word.'"
- "'autometalogolex'?"

by autocarhuman December 22, 2017

autoretouch

to automatize image editing, editing images in bulk or to edit images using Artificial Intelligence

autoretouching your image is like using a washing machine instead of manually wasching your clothes: it just makes life easier.

by Katharina November 26, 2020

Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

by Link January 21, 2005

autoretardification

When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.

Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.

by Beacock April 19, 2013

autopedophile

having sexual things with your son or daughter

there is a autopedophile person in our town

by RÆZ July 23, 2021