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autograt

a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner's discretion.
The Cooker: "those fuckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip."
Pete Dick: "well, not really, they just think they did, I could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so I told her to put on an autograt."
Bartender: "you guys were right, I owe you a free pitcher."
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
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Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.
Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia
by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005
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Hong kong autocracy

It's a joke. Hong kong is now run by dictatorship, namely CCP. Police are overpowered.
Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)
by Gfhgsdgm July 3, 2020
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autograft

A piece of tissue, bone or an organ that is taken from a persons body and is transplanted or moved someplace new in the same persons body.
After I had the fat autograft moved from my bottom to my lips my husband told everyone that I had always wanted him to kiss my ass.
by kate17 May 1, 2014
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autodraft

The lowest level of intelligence on earth. When one has no confidence and hates everything about their instincts. Being a loser.
I suck large penis with my my mouth to swallow as much semen as humanly possible so I use autodraft to give me more time to suck dick.
by The boss man jam January 3, 2021
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Autocrutch

Some one who is always trying to keep people mental or physical stable so they don't kill them self. Usual nobody notices that there doing this.
1) I can't believe that she doesn't notice that autocrutch.
by Ya,Boi,Tree,Climberxx420 October 2, 2017
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Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.
Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia
by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005
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