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Autocracy
In some islands hereditary autocracy prevailed; in others the government was elective. He conceived the idea of limiting the autocracy by subordinating it to the authority of the supreme privy council, of which he was president.
Autocracy by XxSeatedRanger5xX November 12, 2018
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Hong kong autocracy
Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)
Hong kong autocracy by Gfhgsdgm July 3, 2020
electoral autocracy
A well functioning multi-party democracy with a popularly elected government where Nuland hasn't managed a successful color revolution, yet. A key component is a big enough military to make overt military intervention too costly and embarrassing.
State department hack 1: We have been trying and trying but none of the fake protests we organize in country X have managed to bring about a regime change yet.
State department hack 2: Tell Soros to get one of his Scandinavian proxies to declare country X an electoral autocracy. That will show them.
DoD Austin: Fine, but can we stay friends with them though? We sorta need them to counter country Y now that we ourselves are thoroughly deindustrialized, deeply in debt, out of ammo, out of planes, and short of military recruits.
Sleepy Brandon: Mitterand! What now? Corn Pop! Whoop, diaper change. Ooh, you shmell nice.
State department hack 2: Tell Soros to get one of his Scandinavian proxies to declare country X an electoral autocracy. That will show them.
DoD Austin: Fine, but can we stay friends with them though? We sorta need them to counter country Y now that we ourselves are thoroughly deindustrialized, deeply in debt, out of ammo, out of planes, and short of military recruits.
Sleepy Brandon: Mitterand! What now? Corn Pop! Whoop, diaper change. Ooh, you shmell nice.
electoral autocracy by Edyoomakayshun March 3, 2024
Player-autocracy
Player-Autocracy is the measure or condition
of absolute control the player has over the
actions taken in a game. It is, at its simplest, the fact that the
player, and thus the act of play, involve
unchallenged power. It is less one solid moment or thing than
it is a gradient of control that the player
has over mechanics and information of a game
of absolute control the player has over the
actions taken in a game. It is, at its simplest, the fact that the
player, and thus the act of play, involve
unchallenged power. It is less one solid moment or thing than
it is a gradient of control that the player
has over mechanics and information of a game
Player-autocracy by Laperanndikan August 25, 2024
AutoCranialOcularImpalation
"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."
Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation
AutoCranialOcularImpalation by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
Maternal Autocrat
A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow
I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.
Maternal Autocrat by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."