augmented breasts

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.

Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?

by KingSinOfSloth January 26, 2017

augmented crew

When you take a dump, start to wipe because you think it is over, and then push out not only one more log but an entire second dump.

Derivation: Air force - for a long flight extra crewmen are added to a plane.

I would have been finished earlier but there was an augmented crew.

by spandox August 22, 2007

Augmented Tenancy

A real estate leasing technique whereby the landlord and tenant cooperate to sublease a portion of the property to a subtenant and share the revenue (and responsibilities). Unlike a traditional sublet, the primary tenant remains on the property along with the subtenant. Unlike a traditional roommate, there is a hierarchy between the tenant and subtenant. The primary tenant is therefore an "augmented tenant" assuming some of the responsibilities of the landlord.

Wait, Nancy is a single mom with 3 kids. How did she afford to rent such a large house? She signed an augmented tenancy lease and basically cut her rent in half by subletting the basement.

by The Realtor Guy December 18, 2018

Augmented Reality

Australian government underground General Motors English lie, shh! Tell-everything: I.e., education is in space. More specifically, academics are in control of your air conditioning and send down special vent air—sometimes even meth.

I was bitching so hard about my artificial intelligence that I didn’t even realize how augmented reality is the information system (cis-stem)!

Whereas the CIA controls artificial intelligence, public relations eye technologies (e.g., iPhones, Mac/Cam books, etc.) augment education real lit, 4sho.

by scottgregorybanghart March 26, 2019

Augmented Octave

A gigantic bowel movement.

Fransessco just unloaded an augmented octave. See you in a couple days...

by Fransessco December 28, 2009

augmented octave

A huge, rancid, McDonalds/KFC-filled shit.

Fransesso just unloaded a nasty augmented octave in there. It smells like babies.

by redgoriya December 28, 2009

Augmented stupidity

n. A variant of augmented reality video games in which participants do stupid things that put their lives or the lives of others in danger, all in the effort of capturing some fictional video game character to boost their self-esteem.

Pokémon Go is fast becoming the premiere augmented stupidity game in the world!

by Cashman73 July 17, 2016