augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

by piccoloboy September 11, 2006

Augmented reality

The fusion of 3D and real-life imagery, achieved via the use of modern image-processing technology.

Augmented Reality helps sell the product.

by 2Nova November 05, 2009

augmented skankbot

A promiscuous female that used plastic surgery to achieve her notoriety.

Originally published in the Toronto Sun, on May 24, 2006, the term was used to describe Tara Reid.

See Skank

That augmented skankbot will screw anything she can get.

by EGeoffries October 09, 2006

augmentation nation

our culture being absorbed by changing their physcal appearance in the form of plastic surgery.

that woman doesn't have a part of her body that she hasn't had work on! can't blame her, she's a product of augmentation nation.

by dov June 07, 2005

augmented breasts

The greatest thing since penis enlargement pills, kinda like the lady with the third breast in total recall.

Joe: Did you see Jane's new augmented breasts?
Jimmy: Oh hells to the yes
Jane: Did i hear you talking about these bad boys?

by KingSinOfSloth January 27, 2017

Demotional Augmentation

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.

Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2019

augmented crew

When you take a dump, start to wipe because you think it is over, and then push out not only one more log but an entire second dump.

Derivation: Air force - for a long flight extra crewmen are added to a plane.

I would have been finished earlier but there was an augmented crew.

by spandox August 18, 2007