Attritional Beauty

When at a party, the less pretty people become more attractive due to the departure and rapid pairing off of the more attractive people.

When 2am rolls around and the fat girls are looking tastey, it's because of attritional beauty. Similar to beer-goggles.

by Torklugnutz June 3, 2004

antribation

That damn error that always screws up UncleMart's shit.

(00:11:58) (@VanFalk) Why are you in #stalker...
(00:12:18) (@UncleMart) oh erm
(00:12:31) (@UncleMart) antribation error
(00:13:24) (@VanFalk) Is that even a word?
(00:13:47) (@UncleMart) It will be if im quick enough getting to urbandictionary.com

by UncleMart November 25, 2003

Call of Attrition

When a mobile phone call drops out, the ensuing attempts to call each other back on both sides results in endless straight-to-voicemail calls, engaged signals, more dropouts... it's just useless.

Adapted from the term "war of attrition", in which both forces wear each other down over a long period of time, resulting in little success for either.

Nick just dropped out; I'm trying to get ahold of him for the fourth time, but it's just a call of attrition at the moment.

by Wahooski November 18, 2010

Attrition

The act of expelling bodily fluids
Sometimes also used as a business term for unimportant things

Can you wait for a sec, I have to experience some morning attrition

by Mitkoins January 7, 2017

hookup of attrition

hooking up with someone repeatedly when one or both partners have an emotional attachment to their partner; i.e. one-night stands and other sexual encounters with no promise of commitment over a number of years. usually leads to heartbreak, drama, pining, and complaints about having wasted energy over a relationship.

1) They've been hooking up since freshman year of college. We've graduated and live in New York now. Six years! This isn't just your casual one-night stand anymore...this is a hookup of attrition.

2) Don't pay attention to her when she talks about that guy. Their relationship is a hookup of attrition.

3) He's hitting himself upside the head because his hookup of attrition is being a bitch again.

by countingtheleavesinherhair August 9, 2010

Attributoted

When your dickhead professor knows everything better and makes your paper considerably worse when correcting after 2 bottles of red wine

Oh man, Prof. Bookmaster again totally attributoted your paper. I guess now it's going to Organometallics again.

by Schmusoooo August 22, 2022

attrition

When some mofo draws destiny higher than your immunity and you gotta lose stuff. Or vice versa.

"What? I have to lose Luke Knight AND Obi for attrition? I hate that Boba Fett Bounty Hunter shit!"

by Crazzle Dazzle May 18, 2006