My dads name, Please bob stop crushing on him my dad shares a name with ur "crush" who also has green eyes. He died in 2017 and I would really appriciate if you would stop.
Evil, psychotic, she-beast disguised as a penguin. At least one can be found wherever Catholics have been stupid enough to start an abbey or monastery. Frequently enters the teaching profession, in spite of an almost pathological hatred of children.
I don't remember my fifth grade teacher's name, so I just call her Attila the Nun.
Much like Attila the Hun, the whole point of this sexual manoeuvre is to conquer her asshole, by spreading it as widely as you can. The conventional way is to do it with inanimate objects, not your body parts. You can use anything from a Fire extinguisher, to a common houselamp, to the hilt of a sword.
Caroline: Oh, I feel like I've been sacrificed to satan Andrew: Why?
Caroline: My boyfriend was dominant and we did the Attila the Hun manoeuvre using two giant spoons
Andrew: You must have a pink sock the size of Australia!