astuti

Astuti is the cutest girl you will ever stumble across. And by cute I mean in all possible aspects be in context to her body, her smile, her face, her voice, her words, her jokes, when she’s mad, when she’s pissed, when she’s sad, when she’s crying. If you ever come across astuti crying it’s without doubt the most heartbreaking thing you’ll have ever experienced. Cuties like astuti are filled with love and need and deserve to be constantly loved all the time to bring about that cutie smile of hers. If you ever meet an astuti never let her go. She is everything

Oh hi Astuti! I love you so much! You are so mine.
aka Astcutie

by bonerking December 15, 2020

Astitedgick

astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...

Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....

by Futureghst-MJC October 20, 2008

asttend

the action of releasing ones urine after an extended holding period leading to a sense of blissful euphoria.

after a long journey the driver asttended in the washroom

by Dannyyaboi64 May 27, 2021

Astupe

Astupe: (the compounding of the words astute & stupid)

Someone who is critically efficient at emphatically conveying just how magnificently stupid they are to those who are around them shamelessly...

Would you mind going to the store and picking up some Sherry?

Sure. Who's Sherry?

Well aren't you quite the astupe one...

by Yada Juan August 8, 2018

asturels

A group of stars that combine to create a life form of pure matter

Tonight there is going to be asturel forming tonight asturels are pretty.

by Demon max January 26, 2023

abstute

Being absolutely big dicking everyone around you.

I feel absolutely abstute.

by haalabackgorl November 3, 2023