When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.
"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"
"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
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The punk band Strung Out uses this as their designated symbol. Consists of a core with four orbiting rings. Many people get the astrolux tattoo at Twisted by Design.
Dude, bro! Did you see that sick astrolux sticker on the back of that tundra, bro? That was extreme!
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Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
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I dont know what he ate, but he released an astralprojectile that had everyone in the room straight TRIPPIN!
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They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
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