asswang

To put it simply, a dumbass, an idiot.

John M. is a damn asswang.

by The Cowboy May 8, 2005

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Asswash

The toilet water that splashes in and around your ass when your poop lands in the toilet.

Random Guy: "Ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major Asswash in a few hours".

Random Girl: "Ewwwww gross!?%$^!!".

by eys cela May 17, 2011

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

asswalls

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.

The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.

by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

asswype

to accidentally send an unintelligible text message to someone while your smart phone is in your back pocket, similar to butt dial, often causing the receiver to reply W.T.F.

My "smart" phone asswypes my wife every time I bang my girlfriend in the back of my Prius.

We were at the movies, and I kept getting asswypes from my girlfriend; she was sitting on her phone again.

by coyotemutt September 8, 2011