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Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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assload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.
by bug August 31, 2003
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Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
by Chris October 23, 2002
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Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology
That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.
by gomaz July 20, 2005
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Assula

Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.
My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.

I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
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bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload
dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.
by truecraigles October 7, 2008
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assclownery

An act, or series of acts, performed by an assclown, that would appear absolutely rediculous to a non assclown. Note: Assclownery may occassionally be committed by a non assclown. This usually occurs to a non assclown when they are experiencing a lack of sleep or lack of a caffeinated beverage. An Assclown which commits assclownery at an above average level is known as a feeb.
The amount of assclownery witnessed this morning was uncanny.
by Vinny D. January 15, 2003
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