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Asstube

A tube that is shoved up someone's ass. Liquids are then able to be passed through the tube into the person's anal cavity therefore giving them special sensations.
I shoved that asstube into Alby's ass and then I filled his ass with piss and rocketsauce.
by speedman225 March 17, 2007
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asstunnel

Noun. An alternate form of the word asshole. Possibly a translation error.
That guy is such an asstunnel. He never stops talking about himself.
by scoutter January 3, 2009
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asstunnel

That part which lies precisely between an asshole and a load of shit. By extension, applies as well to persons in this position.

Originally coined by the torrent site meganova.org as a response to a legalese letter asking the takedown of links to leaked email archive of anti-p2p company MediaDefender.
Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet... But fair is fair you guys did suffer over the past week so here's bit of advice to you guys: F*** you! F*** you again! F*** you again and again and again! (Original Meganova posting)

I'm guessing that an "asstunnel" is what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole." It seemed awkward when I first read the response, but the expression has since grown on me. (Ryan Paul, Ars Technica)
by Zippyzip October 4, 2007
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Asstinence

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"
"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."
by DallasSallad May 8, 2015
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asstunnel

Synonym for asshole.

Coined in September 2007 by Markus, administrator of the European torrent site meganova.org, in response to a cease and desist letter from an American law firm.
Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet ...
by Horizon Star July 20, 2008
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asstunnel

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1.Name of anyone who works at the Law Firm of Sheppard, Mullin, Richter & Hampton (SMR&H) and or Randy Saaf and the entire workforce of Media Defender.

2.A large breezy hole created out of someone's anus due to repeated nork.
"Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). ..." - meganova
by BlackJackJester October 3, 2007
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asstinence

When someone will only have anal.
Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.
by Urrealname June 12, 2018
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