asstynine

The process of licking someone's asshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. A more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position.

Chris: "Hey man, did you lick that bitches ass last night?"

Ian: "Ya man, I asstynine'd that ho."

by Anal Connessiure September 26, 2009

assboy

a boy who is a fucker . he tends to think he da shit , and is . but whaatever, ppl like him alot , and assboys also make friends with sackboys . assboys may also get fucked up there hairy ass for ten dollars a pop .

haneeda: did you see that jerk

kendeesha: hell yeahhh nikka

haneeda: hes a total assboy

:)

by shhhhhh it a fuckn secret November 25, 2009

assnoying

Okay so this is for when someone is both an ass and annoying at the same time. practically making you want to rip your ears off.

dude dont talk to ben, he's assnoying

by mikel March 14, 2005

asstowel

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.

Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.

by Legallywasted August 14, 2014

asstologist

Some one who studies ass

My mom said I had no future, but I'm going to be the best asstologist there is😊

by Ass321 February 9, 2017

asstorrhoid

A hemorrhoid the size of a meteor. And twice as hot.

I can't go horseback riding with you tomorrow, dude.

Why not?

Asstorrhoids.

by Two Hep Cats October 30, 2010

asstoids

The particles of s#*t that fly through the air as you pass gas.

git away from me, i dont want to smell your asstoids. But i love you mama! They arent that bad!

by Isabella Cupcake Angel Kisses Nu Nu bell Princess Platypus May 13, 2008