asploded

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

by Asploded_on_ya_face May 24, 2009

volcano assplode

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass

hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.

by masterpirate774 August 19, 2009

asslord

the lord of asses . . . .

allen: wow . . . you can really do my ass like no other!

niall: yeah, thats because im an asslord

by herebesmewatt November 13, 2011

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer June 7, 2007

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy February 23, 2009

Asslord

A big asshole.

"I just met this very annoying asslord the next day."
"Oh, you mean Greg."

by weraptor October 23, 2018

asspores

Bigass pores found in a manly ass. Caused by jerking off too much. Common in 50 year old pedophiles.

Dude, stop jacking off. Your asspores are the size of your mom!

by sdfghnjt434 September 30, 2023