asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

asstic

Bad. Describes anything that sucks.

Originated as a combination of "craptastic" and "ass" (ie. sucks ass)

"Dude. I totally suck."
"I know man, you're totally asstic."
"Okay."

by Yusef G July 5, 2005

assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.

Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.

by dongjohnson May 12, 2015

Ben Asslick

an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.

infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/

ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "

awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "

ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "

awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "

ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "

awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "

ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )

by Matrix, Follow the Rabbit hole October 27, 2012

Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"

1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.

by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023

assvice

The unwelcomed and unsolicited advice given to someone.

Thanks for the assvice, but I think I'll do it my way.

by Dooneybug May 3, 2005

Assnigger

The worst kind of asshole in the world. It's contagious and cancerous. An asshole who is of African descent.

Wow, I can't believe how much of an assnigger Ibeamaka is. He gave LaShonda a nigerian crowbar and left all the splinters in her anus hole.

I'm so pissed that Jamal gave Izefia a creambeard, he's the biggest assnigger I have ever seen in mah lifes.

Hahahahahahaha Jafaru's grandpa's an assnigger.

by Jafaru April 19, 2008