The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
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by El Diablo February 17, 2004
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"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009
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Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
by Glocked April 17, 2005
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Get the assmonk mug.A website for insecure macho egotistical dumbasses that try to be "manly" by taking orders from some fraud (a waste of life) who gets rich off writing complete bullshit. Apparently, it is quite manly to be an ignorant dumbass.
From AskMen.com's article about 10 "subtle" ways to tell her she's too fat (because it isn't manly enough to just talk to her about it instead of being an immature douchebag and if you really loved her you wouldn't give two shits)
1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.
If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.
1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.
If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.
by ThePublisher November 26, 2010
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Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005
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