Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

assbeater420

the guy we needed, he wasn't just any player, he is a C H A D, a robloxian god wich somehow bypassed the system of death (filter)

all hail assbeater420

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA March 7, 2021

ass meat

a woman with a beautiful ass, butt, buttocks, derriere, booty....

That chick's got nice ass meat

by TonyTC March 30, 2010

assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003

assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

assbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.

"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."

by Aaidyin September 30, 2008

Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism

He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020