“Woah, who’s that thicc girl walking by?”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
“Bro that’s Emily”
“How can you tell?”
“I got assographic memory”
by b0di November 25, 2018
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Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.
Also see Assologist.
Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.
Also see Assologist.
by gomaz July 20, 2005
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Get the Assload mug.to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
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Get the Asslo mug.To place your penis between the buttocks of another male/female for the purposes of imitating a "Hot Dog".
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This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.
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