Assolation

Assolation: the social isolation that results when you’re such an annoying asshole that no one wants to be with you.

Ever since Uncle Bob manologued at Thanksgiving, he’s been in assolation.

by LooneyTooney January 7, 2019

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

by Tze612 June 9, 2016

fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.

When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.

by captainquirk October 20, 2009

abstination

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation

by wchp July 28, 2016

Aydination

A permanent like disease that prevents male boners usually caused by excessive intense hardcore masturbation. In rare cases, it has been reported that the Aydination can cause the penis to fall off over time if obsessive penis touching continues.

Guy 1: Dudee I hit up the strip club with Jamaal the other night for his birthday and the fool wasn’t into it at all. I think he might be gay..

Guy 2: Wordd?! I wouldn’t judge dude, maybe he caught the Aydination.

Scientists have yet to find a cure for the Aydination

by Arash'abaas husain akbar'Ali December 31, 2018