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Far Asshattan

I thought you said this party was in Bushwick, not Far Asshattan.
by ccbk November 18, 2015
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Asshattan

Any city in which the majority of the population consists of asshats.
You and your faggot freinds can go back to Asshattan and reject pussy for the rest of your pathetic lives!
by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008
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asshattan

1.Asshattan is a place with a high asshat occupation level.

1.Any asshat's place of dwelling because they occupy the place they're tainting with their asshatery.
Go take your sorry ass back to Asshattan where it belongs.

Obviously Asshattan is your favorite place to hang out and eat ass and wear ass on your head.
by Twacklock January 23, 2008
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asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.
My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.
by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016
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Asseating

The cannibalistic act of eating another person's ass.
Jimmy: Hey bob!
Bob: yo Jimmy, the ass we ate yesterday was so good.
Jimmy: Yea, that was some good asseating!
by bleach is good for your body January 27, 2021
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Asphalting

A practice of military online troop trolls in cyber hybrid warfare whereby grassroots movements are triggered in another country to promote a foreign agenda, destabilize domestic politics, or simply to instill chaos with no particular aim.

Example:

Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.

This practice has been coined as Asphalting.

Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
Russia's asphalting tactics destabilised the US 2016 elections.
by Ivo Vaz November 19, 2023
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incestrial asseating

whenever two people who are related eat each-others butts
ryder, please stop incestrial asseating ryot 👅🟫
by alvinshairyassbutt July 13, 2025
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