Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.

2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.

1. "This is clearly asshattery! Where's my label maker? He said don't lick the lead bullet."

by AzNGuNSmokE November 16, 2005

assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

by cartman69 March 30, 2005

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.

Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!

by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004