auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

asstastic

1. When talking about a person, it's a good term, meaning they are attractive in the ass department.

2. When used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.

1. Damn, Jennifer Aniston is asstastic!
2. I'm going to the dentist today, this shit's asstastic.

by i look like hell August 17, 2009

assfistin

an unusaully unpleasant situation.

I knew going to court was going to be a real assfistin.

by your mom September 3, 2003

asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.

Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?

by oolong August 19, 2006

assfisting

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

Asstastic

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.

"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"

by Heather M. May 6, 2005

asstastic

an ass that's better than an ass

whoa, that ass, is asstastic!

dude what's that mean?

It means that's not a normal ass! ITS BETTER

by kelsxoxogiggles November 14, 2010