Half-asser

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could

I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'

by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 12, 2004

half-asser

Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.

"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"

"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".

"Joe, you're such a half-asser".

by Tanner August 31, 2004

egg-asser

adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.

Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.

by Sanias March 13, 2004

Bad-Asser

One who bad-asses shit

Yo that guy is a total bad-asser

by adeduif March 20, 2010

bad asser

when something is more bad ass than another

"my truck is way bad asser than that."

by Emo Rat August 29, 2006

kick-asser

I came up with this in the late '80's to describe someone who kicks ass. We were always like "man that is kick-ass." Then we progressed to "man you kick-asser!"

Man that dude is a kick-asser! Our team will always be a bunch of kick-assers!

by docpete November 3, 2007