assclap

making your ass clap, or the shaking of the ass, making a clapping sound

Make that ass clap

by Aren July 31, 2003

asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.

Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade

by Caitie D March 19, 2008

Asscrap

Derisive term for ASCAP, a performance rights organization that controls millions of copyrighted musical compositions. It has allegedly used Mafia style tactics to get organizations to pay for a license to have its music performed publicly.

I got a call from Asscrap today, demanding that I pay up or get sued.

by Damian Yerrick October 6, 2005

assclap

use of the butt cheeks to make a clapping sound. The sound of buttocks slapping together.

When the home team scored the crowd was assclapping.

The girl working the pole really knows how to assclap.

by americanwerewolf September 3, 2009

asschaffiritis

Severe ass chaffing to the point of crying.

I have the worst case of asschaffiritis from this heat!!

by Chrisboren270 August 18, 2017

Asschach

The imprint left on a black leather chair from sitting there naked after powdering your taint with goldbond or baby powder.

Person # 1: -Dude someone left a narsty Asschach on my dad's computer chair!
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.

by DJShadowNinja September 2, 2013

Asscrapilicious

Something so horrendous, no swear word will do.... like Gibson's mom.

Hey you ASSCRAPILICIOUS WHOREBAG!

*spank*

by InsaneFox January 18, 2005