asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

asscertain

Selfhelp & background to online publishing tips & tricks to capitalize on others' credit card Pending Spending

Asscertain your credit background.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

AceCaptainRex

All beacon is good beacon

when you find a beacon in the mining world: imma pull a AceCaptainRex

by MeliodasSDS June 19, 2020

asscertain

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.

I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P

by QuacksO July 24, 2021