asscapades

When a man is homosexual and is in the company of sympathizing, like sexual preferenced friends.

Look at those guys, they are staring in the asscapades.

by Beau Swaims July 6, 2006

asscapades

The act of being a gay man.

Jeff Gordon has the lead role in the asscapades.

by Chickie Chick-Chick July 30, 2006

ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017

ascalae

when the moon is made of cheese for 1 day

i like it when theres a ascalae bc then i can go to the moon for 1 day and eat all the cheese i want

by ascalae January 24, 2019

Asscalation

Where someone escalates an a situation to higher ups just to get one over on you/to spite you.

"Steven just called HR on me to be a dick"
"Omg that's such an asscalation"

by Bloody_Basket January 27, 2026