by Swami0586 August 01, 2005
Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.
by bouncejlf June 17, 2009
by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016
by hewchardon May 22, 2003
A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.
ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....
by THE EX GF August 12, 2011
The greatest nickname in the movie "Outside Providence" starring Alec Baldwin. Has nothing to do with an ass or a bag.
by Gecko March 29, 2005
An assbag is someone who is homophobic, sexist,racist or just a total jerk,No one likes an assbag so don’t be one
by db63 December 01, 2017