ASStrology 

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

ASStrology by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

assology 

the analysis and study of ass.

when i grow up i want to be an assologist.

i am going to study assology at university.

assology by veeloveshotmoms April 28, 2021

Asshology 

One who lives his or her life by being a true and total asshole

He just cut off that old lady he must study Asshology.

Asshology by BoSamprey November 9, 2011

asstrology 

The practice of pulling horoscopes and other as(s)trological information out of one's rear.

Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.

My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.

asstrology by Rilcis January 22, 2011

Assology 

The study of being a complete asshole.

Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology

Assology by thesmithhaters April 13, 2014

assanomoly 

Kim Kardashian's ass.

"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."

assanomoly by Mamahd October 18, 2013

asspology 

Portmanteau from the word 'ass' and 'apology'. An apology (usually by a content creator) that is cringe and forced due to public backlash, not because they felt sorry. Usually garner more public backlash because of the insencerity of said apology.

That YouTuber just made an asspology, he literally denied all the shit he's done and accuses everyone.

asspology by Yi Long Mask June 15, 2024