A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
by BigPeewee June 3, 2018
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Assan is the best person ever
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the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!
can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too”
by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020
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by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
Get the cultural assailant mug.A pimp who got hoes and loves playing videogames. He's not a meteorologist so naturally he doesn't know about babies, and he's got an afro. Ashagre is actually a swear word or a bridge depending on whether you're typing it or trying to define it. Ashagre... what a pimp.
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ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
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