ass juice

Also a drink

Ass juice no ice.

by Angeleka September 18, 2003

ass juice

The collection of juice your anus gives off if you drink a lot of water.

Nastyness on stuff EVERYBODY sits on or touches

Dairy Queen with friends:

Hey have you ordered yet?

Naw, I got to wipe the ass juice off the seats..

by dookie twirl October 18, 2016

ass juice

the juice that excretes from a dogs ass while he is licking it that stains the carpet and has the aroma of rotten fish.

Gunner are you getting ass juice on the carpet again ?

by gunnerboy February 19, 2011

ass juice

A natural lubricant obtained when a man puts it in her pooper.

Bravo claimed he knew from experiance that "ass juice is a natural lubricant."
I retorted "fag."

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

ass juice

diarrhea pretty much but more liquidy

friend: i just ass juiced all over the school hallways when runninng to the bathroom

you: wow thats some shit u know man.

bystander: wtf..

by pooper_scooper a lot of times April 6, 2013

Ass Juice

A thick, runny liquid that is created in the asshole, and then pushed out. Most use it as thirst quencher.

"Hey Levi, have you seen my ass juice?"
"Sorry Adam, I drank it."

by TheRealOne677 March 17, 2019

[ass juice]

the lubrication that dominates an asshole prior to anal coitus, or after you have drank too much alcohol or neglected to wipe said asshole

damn, I should have wiped so I wouldn't have such an exorbitant build-up of ass juice.

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009