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fucking ass ton

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)
Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original
by FATFTW December 6, 2006
mugGet the fucking ass tonmug.

metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.
I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee
by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005
mugGet the metric ass tonmug.

shit ass balls ton

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
mugGet the shit ass balls tonmug.

Ass-ton

2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
mugGet the Ass-tonmug.

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