Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23
Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original
Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original
by FATFTW December 6, 2006

by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005

A hell of a lot of something.
Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?
Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009

2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
