Ragged ass daddy 

A much older guy who is usually on drugs has no job and nothing to offer that young girls find irresistible.

You knew I was just a ragged ass daddy when we started dating

Ragged ass daddy by Dirtyborough October 6, 2016

ragged her ass 

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth

1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass

ragged her ass by Dacock April 22, 2018

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

asslagger 

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

assnagger

someone who is being a doosher, a stupid ignorant fool. someone who will suffer the consequences of such behavior.

someone who sucks at X-box

why were you running up that pipe in the middle of the map assnagger!?

Dude, put that beer down, do you want us to get busted assnagger?

Assnagger!

Tim stop being an assnagger!

Did you see that guy wipe out what an assnagger!

assnagger by mikeandtimwords! TM January 26, 2010

asswagger syndrome 

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

asswagger syndrome by daim yalter November 25, 2018

Assbaggery 

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

Assbaggery by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010