dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.
by rockstarrr April 13, 2008
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Watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you'll see what I mean.
That big woman has the ass munchies
That big woman has the ass munchies
by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006
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Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."
by Ill Doctor September 20, 2014
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Get the Arabian Male Ass Muncher mug.A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
by GerAldwah June 9, 2022
Get the Hattiesburg Ass Muncher mug.An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.
Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).
by rimjobstar December 4, 2007
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