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Ass Muncher 

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.
Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
Ass Muncher by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Ass Muncher/Munchkins

niggers, black niggas of dookie sludge fun
That nigger over there is really slurping hay sludge(shit) or Ass Muncher/Munchkins.

Red diver ass muncher 

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.
dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

Arabian Male Ass Muncher 

An arabian who likes to toss other big hairy men's salads and munch on their inner rectums.

Hattiesburg Ass Muncher 

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.

rainbow ass muncher 

A gay man who gives rimjobs.
Momo:: "Rasheed is such a Rainbow Ass Muncher!"

Duji-chan:: "Yea, what an Ass Ninja"