ass licker

A redneck fucker from Jacksonville who sits in front of me in Math class and always kisses the teachers ass just so he can fuck her while her husbands out cheating on her with some man-whore.

That ass licker fucked our 84 year old History teacher last night...

by Anonymous May 7, 2004

ass licker

ass licker is a person or thing that licks any kind of ass hawt ugly hairy black u name it, when a person or thing is licking asses they also tend to to go inside the asshole n lick it right through

friend says to jay jay" i have some chocolate left over from the toilet want some"
jay jay says"yerr y not i guess its better den my mums digag"

in this case jay jay is the ass licker :)

by saharrx November 1, 2009

ass licker

synonym for butt kisser, usually refers to sleeping with the boss

James got promoted cause he's such an ass licker!

by the hott one June 4, 2005

ass licker

brown noser

ted was promoted because hes an ass licker!!

by 8===D(_O_) April 28, 2003

ass licker

Somebody who behaves like an idiot; a pervert.

That guy is such an ass licker!

by Pang Mu April 8, 2003

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 11, 2008

Chocolate ass licker

A person who enjoys scraping the rim someone else's booty with their tongue. Ideally to be done after this person has taken a huge shit, to give more chocolate goodness.

"I see that dirty chocolate mess in your teeth. Damn girl your one hell of a chocolate ass licker"

by MdotSdot February 4, 2009