ass kicking

To be beaten senseless because you God damn definitely deserve it.

Not to be confused with kick-ass, shit-kicking,ass kissing or getting the shit kicked out of you.

We were having a kick-ass good time shootin' the shit and kickin' the shit out of this guy who needed an ass kicking. So kiss my ass.

by FrankC March 13, 2004

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

major ass kicking

it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)

As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".

by WallOGainz April 22, 2017

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

ass kicking fiesta

An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.

"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."

by somaedickfromnewoxford December 25, 2011

Ass Kicking Sandwitch

A term used to discribe something so awesome the only way it could be better is if it was between two slices of bread. Useally seen in nasty killcams.

Dude that kill cam was an ass kicking sandwitch.

by LZR1316 March 14, 2011

ass kicking shazam

FUCKINNG REVOLUTIONARY AWESOME

Yo! That movie was ass kicking shazam

by SlimShadyPleaseStandUP February 25, 2013