ass fluffer

n. Someone who keeps people's asses lubed while they wait to get fucked in them.

"My ass is getting dry. Get me an ass fluffer"

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

Ass Fluff

When a male or female has pubic hair growing around their ass hole.

Usually in males flakes of shit can be found hanging from the hairs.

Can be spikey on the cheeks when shaved.

'Dude the chick i fucked last night had shit loadsa ass fluff!. I didnt know whether to fuck it or brush it!'

by AliceW January 4, 2009

ass flute

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

by Jon James November 9, 2007

ass-fluent

A person that talks a lot of shit.

Stop being so ass-fluent!

by MELody010 May 3, 2011

Ass fluff

It is when hairs growing on your butt fall off and tangle into a ball inside your pubes or small holes in your skin

“I have so much ass fluff stuck inside my pubes”

by Not high Pink Floyd Fan June 6, 2018

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher

When someone is known to take massive shits and clog toilets. They have to flush each individual turd as it comes out to keep the toilet from clogging.

"Brian is an ass-gusher frequent-flusher"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Flumping Ass

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.

Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.

by Bkdavill August 24, 2010