Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.
Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!
Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.
Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.
by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009
Get the Asianitis mug.When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.
Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
by Adeladaine May 13, 2009
Get the Asianitis mug.The use of everyday materials by a person of Asian decent to manufacture something that works just as good or better than the original object.
Stacey: Did you just make a computer desk out of two dressers and a board? We could have found a table or something.
Ben: No, it's easier this way.
Stacey: Freaking asianuity
Ben: No, it's easier this way.
Stacey: Freaking asianuity
by DJ Fat Panda August 28, 2010
Get the asianuity mug.A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.
by πππππ October 3, 2011
Get the Asianitis mug.Friend 1: OH shit lets all hang out today
Jebin (asian) : I can't I've got an exam to study for in 2 weeks and I only got an A* in the mock
Friend 2: Looks like someones caught asianitus again
Jebin (asian) : I can't I've got an exam to study for in 2 weeks and I only got an A* in the mock
Friend 2: Looks like someones caught asianitus again
by WutDeeFuk May 30, 2017
Get the asianitus mug.Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..
Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis
Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis
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