Asianuity

A person of Asian decent using their natural high intelligence to come up with an ingenious solution to a problem.

Sarah: Dude, did you see him use that stapler as a wrench to loosen that thing?

Rachel: Asianuity!

by DJ Fat Panda August 27, 2010

asianuity

The use of everyday materials by a person of Asian decent to manufacture something that works just as good or better than the original object.

Stacey: Did you just make a computer desk out of two dressers and a board? We could have found a table or something.

Ben: No, it's easier this way.

Stacey: Freaking asianuity

by DJ Fat Panda August 28, 2010

Assanity

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

by Mambomom August 1, 2020

asianify

To turn something Asian.

Today, i'm gonna asianify my room.

by Truongman4life March 28, 2008

Asianity

1. The act of doing something like an Asian.

2. How Asian someone is.

1. "Dude! That's pure Asianity right there"

2. "His Asianity is really high"

by No I March 4, 2011

asianosity

the awesome-ness of being of the asian race

Her asianosity is amazing

by the wonderful person June 18, 2010

Asianitis

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010