asianitus

1. When a westernised asian gets whipped by his mum to become a true asian again

Friend 1: OH shit lets all hang out today
Jebin (asian) : I can't I've got an exam to study for in 2 weeks and I only got an A* in the mock
Friend 2: Looks like someones caught asianitus again

by WutDeeFuk May 30, 2017

Asianity

1. The act of doing something like an Asian.

2. How Asian someone is.

1. "Dude! That's pure Asianity right there"

2. "His Asianity is really high"

by No I March 4, 2011

Asianitis

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

Asianity

A religion where you worship people of the Asian race. Because let's face it; they are the most amazing people to walk our Earth.

Dude, change your facebook religion to Asianity!

by sahhhweet x3 January 24, 2009

asianicus parenticus

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).

"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"

by fing ringer March 10, 2023

Asianitis

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009

asiantastic

An asian person who too asian for the public's liking. Will often find him/her reading mangas, playing video games, and poking other people. Another characteristic: loves bubble tea.

Ugh, he's hot...but too asiantastic for my liking.

by feckinape July 5, 2005