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Asian persuasion

A group of half asians that are so sexy it makes u explode ur pants
Zach, Julia and Olivia are the AP FO LIFE MOFO *BANG**BANG* WORD 2 YO MOTHA PPPPEEAACE OOOWWWTTTT!!!
by Zach May 6, 2005
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the asian persuasion

A Asian woman that is the equal perception of a nympho..
by #easycheesy# September 18, 2013
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Asian Persuasion

-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.
-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.
by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012
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asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill
bro your music is asian persuasion like
by asian man with rice January 9, 2022
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Asian Persuasion

A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023
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