Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

AssEar

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

anEsexual

Romantic attraction towards anime and fictional characters.

"Omg! Kreyul is freaking hot!!!! He's the main reason why I'm an anEsexual😊."

by Why-you_hatin March 5, 2017

Aseel

An aseel is a female angel that has fallen to earth and took the form of a very beautiful woman. The word “aseel” is also used to describe a woman who is perfect in every way, from her head to her toe and to her soul. An aseel is loved by many and hated by only a few and has no room in her heart for hatred, and when she loves someone she truly does with all her heart. Having in aseel in your life is like winning the lottery, its pretty hard to find but when you find it its worth scratching all those tickets.

OMG look at that woman, she is an aseel, i cant take my eyes off her !

by GotTheHots4Sooli April 18, 2019

Adesewa

Adesewa is the best person ever to meet, and she has the brightest smile that you'll always look forward to seeing when You wake up. She seduces every guy with just eye contact. She makes every frown turn into a laugh and makes all of your pain go away. She makes you feel like you're not alone in any situation, she can be very mysterious sometimes, and that's an okay cause that's what makes her Adesewa. She'll always hide how she feels about things to please others which is one of the cutest things about her. She is always going to be someone to count on.

Get yourself an Adesewa today👍.

by anonymousperson14 January 16, 2022