ascot hole

Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.

Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.

by CMIF LM March 8, 2012

Royal Ascot

Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.

Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"

by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011

go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010

ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.

' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'

by sessiontime May 7, 2008

Indian ascot

That weird, extremely curly neck beard that fat Indian guys always seem to have that sticks out like an ascot.

My doctor with the name I can't pronounce totally had his Indian ascot rubbin on me when I went for my check-up.

by psychobobtb September 1, 2010

Ascot International School

The students scream for house points

ascot international school is shit

by High11 May 23, 2020