Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

assortaint

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

by Lydia McMullin November 3, 2006

aspirtain

This is the combination of the words "aspire' and "obtain". Directing one's hopes or ambitions toward getting, acquiring, or securing an objective. This would be a present infinitive form of the verb aspire. This word can be interchanged with the phrase " I aspire to obtain ... "

I aspirtain a corn dog at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk.

by This is Steven December 12, 2013

assertain

slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass

"Why don't you bend over and assertain me?"

by JMmm June 9, 2005

Advertainment

Media that advertises a product or brand whilst entertaining.

The Citroen adverts with the giant dancing robot which is a car would be described as Advertainment

by The Panda April 14, 2006

assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019