asaroso

A Spanish slang word meaning bothersome, annoying, etc. This word may also refer to a person who is bad luck or brings bad luck to someone.

Bob- Can I please have those $20 i asked you for?
Juan- no.
Bob- please?
Juan- no.
Bob- pleaseeeee?
Juan- damn man que asaroso que eres!

by cuernu January 18, 2008

Asacoco

Noun

1. Shorthand for Asacoco News Live, Kiryu Coco's morning "news" program.

2. The refined, substantiated form of aforementioned program. Asacoco comes in various forms - notably the plug-type Asacoco, which delivers a stream of the substance via the rear end. The first revealed form of Asacoco was Drink-Type Asacoco and Injection-Type Asacoco, leading to other types, including the aforementioned Plug-Type and a Gas-Type. After the announcement of her graduation, the formula for Asacoco has been passed down from creator Kiryu Coco to fellow Hololive Idol Amelia Watson on another program ran by the dragon-themed Vtuber - Reddit Shitpost Review.

"Did you catch Asacoco last night? Luna swore cutely again."

"Nah dude. I'm asleep during those hours. I prefer to use drink-type Asacoco to get all the crappy jokes Coco tells."

by t3hyoshi June 28, 2021

Asacoco

A type of tail connected to the wearer via Butt Plug-in

Originates from Kiryu Coco Hololive

Dude 1 - "You think Gura wears an Asacoco type tail?"
Dude 2 - "Wait, wha-? Oh, fuck..."

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

pedo asado

A roasted or grilled fart.

Commonly used in the plural form, pedos asados, to describe a foul odor. Translated from the Spanish.

Damn, it smells like pedos asados in here!

Beware the pedo asado, it's extra stinky.

by the definition circuit August 17, 2011

ASAFP

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

ASANow

As soon as now, the real meaning of ASAP.

Designer to Printer: When is the posters going to be printed?
Printer to Designer: Dude man, you will have then when they are done!
Designer: Damn it I need them ASANOW.

by kiwiupover April 24, 2015