artic suprise

when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.

jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.

by stephanieeeholla July 1, 2009

Artic Pipeline

When someone takes a shit inside a condom and puts its in the freezer inorder to use it as a dildo.

"Hey man do you have any dildos?"
"No, I use a Artic Pipeline!"

by jigglypufffuckyeah! June 28, 2009

artic splash

an amazinq drink or amazinq iced tea that most fishtown people drink

hey im from fishtown and like artic splash

by heyheyfishtownrec1 April 6, 2011

artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 1, 2005

artic blizzard

when a girl (or guy) gives a guy head with mints in their mouth.

similar to "firefly" (giving head with poprocks).

Thomas really wants an artic blizzard because he thinks it'll be quite refreshing.

Thomas can't wait to get an artic blizzard.

by crazyychickk01 December 4, 2010

Artic Sled Dog

an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs

artic sled dog

by D-Rok1982 March 25, 2012

artic sneeze

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.

Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.

by Schanzer April 24, 2017