A person with absolutely no aptitude for, or working knowledge of modern technology, ideas, or common art forms, trends and entertainment.
"Where the fuck have you been living... Under a rock, you fucking artard?? How can you not know what a Cleveland Steamer is?
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Dammit, artard, mop the floor!
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