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Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
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cunty-bollocking-arse-wank

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011
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arsewangle

Oh my, we're stuck in traffic, that's a bit of an arsewangle
by Bazwaldo the great July 9, 2003
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Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015
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arsewanker

A name for someone who is a general cunt
Oi Karmel you arsewanker
by Wys1269 February 11, 2019
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Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
by Nine Milz March 31, 2018
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arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity
going to that club was complete arse-wank
by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003
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